{"product_id":"beauty-queens","title":"Beauty Queens","description":"\u003cp\u003eFrom bestselling, Printz Award-winning author Libba Bray, a desert island classic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSurvival. Of the fittest.The fifty contestants in the Miss Teen Dream Pageant thought this was going to be a fun trip to the beach, where they could parade in their state-appropriate costumes and compete in front of the cameras. But sadly, their airplane had another idea, crashing on a desert island and leaving the survivors stranded with little food, little water, and practically no eyeliner. What's a beauty queen to do? Continue to practice for the talent portion of the program - or wrestle snakes to the ground? Get a perfect tan - or learn to run wild? And what should happen when the sexy pirates show up? Welcome to the heart of non-exfoliated darkness. Your tour guide? None other than Libba Bray, the hilarious, sensational, Printz Award-winning author of A Great and Terrible Beauty and Going Bovine. The result is a novel that will make you laugh, make you think, and make you never see beauty the same way again.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Scholastic Paperbacks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67691241668834,"sku":"9780439895989","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0658\/3045\/3474\/files\/9780439895989.jpg?v=1791929778","url":"https:\/\/www.talkinganimalsbooks.com\/products\/beauty-queens","provider":"Talking Animals Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}