{"product_id":"venery-a-why-choose-alien-romance-for-the-love-of-aliens","title":"Venery: A Why Choose Alien Romance (For the Love of Aliens)","description":"\u003cp\u003eI’ve been abducted by an alien in a cowboy hat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe needs me to play the role of fake fiance to appease his family of tentacle-tailed cops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI’ll keep up the charade as long as I need if it means being reunited with Abraxas and Rurik.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShouldn’t be too hard, right? To play pretend …\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMy life force is now inextricably tied to handsome, gun totin’ Officer Hyt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut do you know what happens if my new in-laws find out that I’m mated to three different males?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIntergalactic war, that’s what.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEve Wakefield here, currently stationed on the water planet, Yaoh. I’ve been subject to all sorts of unimaginable cruelty since landing here: family drama, ill-fitting bathing suits, and Hyt’s horrible childhood friend. This woman is not only in love with my (fake) mate, but she’s also disturbingly perceptive. If she tells the Chief of Police that his son and I are liars: we’re dead. Did I mention that liars are executed here?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd what about the king and queen, the ones stuck on that horrible spaceship?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLiars might be killed on Hyt’s planet, but Rurik’s people won’t stand for adultery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf they find out, they’ll do worse: they’ll start eating planets and they won’t stop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAh, hell.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI did not intend to be crowned the queen of aliens.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt sounds like the dumbest dumb-dumb alien romance plot ever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut if that’s the only way to save the people that I love, can I do it?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear the crown, take the throne, save the universe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYeah, I got this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVENERY - book 3 of 3 in the For the Love of Aliens trilogy. This is a why choose\/reverse harem alien romance. In the series finale, we’ll see what it looks like when Eve's three alien males come together, find out what it really means when a spaceship eats something, and see our beloved caterer\/queen of the universe get the ending she deserves.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Independently published","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47820598018274,"sku":"9798871490198","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0658\/3045\/3474\/files\/9798871490198.jpg?v=1779375331","url":"https:\/\/www.talkinganimalsbooks.com\/products\/venery-a-why-choose-alien-romance-for-the-love-of-aliens","provider":"Talking Animals Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}